Season 1

Cake

December 23, 2002

Horse bakes a delicious cake, so Cowboy and Indian plan a midnight feast which is scuppered by the arrival of an angry bear.

S01E02

Cow-Hulk

5m

December 24, 2002

Cowboy swallows a mysterious meteorite which, when he loses his temper, transforms him into a caveman, an ape, and finally a dinosaur.

S01E03

The Easy Chair

5m

December 25, 2002

Cowboy cannot resist messing around with Horse's new lounger, which can change itself into a sun-bed, waffle-maker or Jacuzzi.

S01E04

Still Life

5m

December 26, 2002

Indian decides to take up painting, but the flower he chooses as his first subject is stolen first by Jeanine, then by Steven, then by the Cow…

S01E05

Lisa and Jan

5m

December 27, 2002

Two backpackers arrive in town, but Constable's attempts to find them somewhere to pitch their tent leads to a series of disasters.

S01E06

Robin

5m

December 28, 2002

Robin's appalling archery skills result in Jeanine's kitchen catching fire. But when Bernadette gets the blame, her friends plot revenge.

S01E07

Fox Hunt

5m

December 29, 2002

Cowboy and Indian are on the trail of the same fox, but when Cowboy incurs the wrath of a ferocious bison, trouble soon escalates.

S01E08

A Grand Day Out

5m

December 30, 2002

Joseph takes Steven and his family on a day trip to see a farm run entirely by animals. But the place is not all that it seems.

S01E09

Indian Treasure

5m

December 31, 2002

Horse and Indian send Cowboy off on a wild goose chase. But what lies at the end of their mysterious trail?

S01E10

The Cycle Race

5m

January 1, 2003

Cowboy and Indian are determined to win the Cycling Cup, and they don't care what underhand means they use to achieve this.

S01E11

Constables Fantastic Voyage

5m

January 2, 2003

A mysterious time machine takes Constable back to medieval times. But has the town really changed?

S01E12

Donkey Gets Kidnapped

5m

January 3, 2003

Cowboy and Indian lure Steven's animals into a glitzy disco, and take Donkey hostage in exchange for Steven's tractor.

S01E13

The Big Sleep

5m

January 4, 2003

A series of bizarre accidents sends Cowboy, Indian and Horse to sleep for centuries, and they awake to find a strange new world.

S01E14

Cowboy and Indian Go Camping

5m

January 5, 2003

Cowboy attempts to build a campfire while Indian goes off hunting, a sure-fire recipe for disaster.

S01E15

The Picnic

5m

January 6, 2003

Horse digs up a bus containing the 1986 Mexican World Cup squad, who challenge our heroes to a bizarre soccer match.

S01E16

The Card Thiefs

5m

January 7, 2003

Steven’s pack of cards is stolen, and the trail leads to the duckpond, and eventually to the underwater world of Atlantis.

S01E17

Cowboy Goes Hunting

5m

January 8, 2003

Cowboy’s attempts to bag a wild boar cause chaos when they end up concussing Steven at the wheel of his tractor.

S01E18

Horse's Nephew

5m

January 9, 2003

When Horse’s mischievous nephew Lawrence comes to stay, Cowboy and Indian get blamed for a series of naughty pranks.

S01E19

Jeanine and Steven's Vacation

5m

January 10, 2003

Steven leaves Cowboy and Indian in charge of the farm, but the animals have plans for a vacation of their own.

S01E20

The Play

5m

January 11, 2003

The townsfolk put on a play in Steven’s barn. But is it really a good idea to leave Simon in charge of the special effects?