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Season 3

Squidbillies

Season 3

January 20, 2008 (18 years ago)
20 episodes
Stream on
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Key Crew

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Writer

Jim Fortier

Keith Crofford

Producer

Keith Crofford

Age 51 (now 70)

S03E01
S03E01

Webnecks

11m
January 20, 2008

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

S03E02
S03E02

Beast Implants

11m
January 27, 2008

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

S03E03
S03E03

Tween Steam

11m
February 3, 2008

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

S03E04
S03E04

Wing Nut

11m
February 10, 2008

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

S03E05
S03E05

Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

11m
February 17, 2008

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

S03E06
S03E06

Earth Worst

11m
February 24, 2008

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

S03E07
S03E07

The Good One

11m
March 2, 2008

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

S03E08
S03E08

Sharif

11m
March 9, 2008

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

S03E09
S03E09

Condition: Demolition!

11m
March 16, 2008

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

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The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

11m
March 23, 2008

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

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The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

11m
April 6, 2008

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

S03E12
S03E12

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

11m
April 13, 2008

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

S03E13
S03E13

Armageddon It On!

11m
April 20, 2008

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

S03E14
S03E14

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

11m
April 27, 2008

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

S03E15
S03E15

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

11m
May 4, 2008

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

S03E16
S03E16

An Officer and a Dental Dam

11m
May 11, 2008

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

S03E17
S03E17

The Okaleechee Dam Jam

11m
May 18, 2008

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

S03E18
S03E18

Pile M for Murder

11m
May 25, 2008

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

S03E19
S03E19

Mud Days and Cornfused

11m
June 1, 2008

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

S03E20
S03E20

Krystal, Light

11m
June 8, 2008

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.