Season 5

S05E01

Need for Weed

11m

May 16, 2010

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

S05E02

The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

11m

May 23, 2010

Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.

S05E03

Dead Squid Walking

11m

May 30, 2010

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

S05E04

Young, Dumb and Full of Gums

11m

June 6, 2010

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

S05E05

Holodeck Redneck

11m

June 13, 2010

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

S05E06

Frivolacious Squidigation?

11m

June 20, 2010

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

S05E07

Fatal Distraction

11m

June 27, 2010

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

S05E08

Clowny Freaks

11m

July 4, 2010

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

S05E09

Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine

11m

July 11, 2010

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.

S05E10